I've been trying to tell you about the squirrel situation for YEARS. Now there's an app for that.
Snap a photo, record a video, or just let me bark. I'm always camera-ready. Unlike you at 7 AM.
Am I feeling philosophical? Dramatic? Choose a personality and I'll tell you exactly what's on my mind. Spoiler: it's usually food.
AI does its thing. You get my inner monologue. You laugh. I get a treat. Everyone wins.
"You said we were going to the PARK. This is not the park. This has never been the park. I am filing for emotional damages."
"SQUIRREL SQUIRREL SQUIRREL oh it's gone. Wait. SQUIRREL AGAIN THIS IS THE BEST DAY."
"Water falls upon me as it falls upon the mountain. I do not resist. I simply endure. But know this: I will shake on the couch later."
"Oh no, please, enjoy your meal. Don't mind me. I'll just sit here. Starving. Forgotten. It's fine."
"We always go right. Right is where the good smells are. But sure, let's go YOUR way. Again. As if my years of sniffing expertise mean nothing."
"Oh boy oh boy oh boy! Is that a ball? I love balls! I love you! Best day ever!"
I'm very good at waiting. I wait for everything. Dinner. Walks. The mailman. This is nothing.